February 2012
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“If my life wasn’t funny, it would just be true, and that is completely...”
– Carrie Fisher
January 2012
32 posts
Oh, death.
You sneaky fucker.
“Don’t make the classic smart person’s mistake of thinking no...”
“How much does a man live, after all?
Does he live a thousand days, or one only?...”
– Pablo Neruda
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’M SO AWAKE I’M SO AWAKE I’M SO AWAKE I’M SO AWAKE.
“One minute of reconciliation is worth more than a whole life of friendship.”
– One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
You get what you get and you don't get upset.
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madeleinelily replied to your post: From this day forward,
WHY AREN’T I ALLOWED TO LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND GARCIA MARQUEZ? GOODNESS. Also Shakespeare didn’t write any novels… your tag confused me.
You can’t like both of them because you immediately ruin it by liking Shakespeare. And yeah I know I was just saying he…..HE STILL WROTE THINGS FFS. Gahd.
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From this day forward,
I will stand by the fact that ‘One Hundred Years of Solitude’ by Gabriel Garcia Marquez is one of the best novels ever written.
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my marriage (if i get married)
me: hey darlin welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i'm angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked...drop your pants
husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
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Watchdeadfreaks:
Frank Ocean on BBC Sounds of 2012
Anyone know who he was runner up to?
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Oh my word of Lord have mercy on my soul, Joshua Bennett you are a literary angel.
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“So ‘loose’ is when something is loose like, I dunno, your...”
– J teaches me the difference between ‘loose’ and ‘lose’
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My email account is blocked.
I just…
I…
…
'i friggin wish you and your tall hot chocolate...
imajenthepossibilities:
^ another incident of someone saying something peak/disgusting to me. yay.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL JEN?!
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I love Mamrie Hart, I want to be best friends with...
Along with Issa Rae, Whoopi Goldberg, Adele, Beyonce and Kevin Hart.
I had this friend once.
Whenever this friend would have a problem, they’d tell it to me. Everyone who knows me well knows I can listen. I would lend my ears for hours, listening to them talk about their life, their day, their issues - one of those people who would only ask how you were just to be able to interject and talk about themselves. It was never reciprocated and I would never complain. I like a good story,...
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I CAN STILL SMELL VODKA
WHY?
WHY?!?!?!?!
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one:
I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
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Sweet Mother of God I have never felt so sick in my whole entire life.
Say it with me now: ALCOHOL IS THE DEVIL.
iammarsz:
You only die once too, so unless you want that moment to come sooner than you’d like, I’d suggest you keep this YOLO shit to a minimum around me.
December 2011
73 posts
“It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so...”
– J.K. Rowling
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I never want anything enough.
keleezy:
Never enough desire, or will power, or concern. With me, it’s always easier no to. Not to do, not to care, not to say, not to go. It’s one of the qualities I dislike about myself. Being shackled by my own cowardice and indifference. I’ve been doing a lot of self-loathing, recently. I wish I didn’t have so many reasons to. Wishing changes nothing, though. I’ve known dandelions, all too...
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About to watch 'The Lady With 700 Cats'
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“Fortune favours the brave.”
– Aida
“That looks like a boob, in fact it’s just another Kardashian.”
– Patsy - Absolutely Fabulous
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I was singing to my food, as I do,
keleezy:
and at one point, I say to it, “Sing along! You know the words!”.
Then I ate it.
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me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
someone: hey
me: no not you
probablyinmypants replied to your post: About to watch every episode of R. Kelly’s Trapped…
Posts like this are why I love you x
*giggles* :)
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About to watch every episode of R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet.
Again.
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